But instead of being sad, we should all take a moment and rejoice for this sweet and innocent youngster being released from this ghastly excuse for a movie. In a moment of horror we see her teddy bear lying on the asphalt. The unhappy child wanders out into the night and is struck by a car. When the professor's young daughter walks in on Pops trying to get into Lily's pants while Moms is getting plastered right in the next room, she cannot bear the thought that her father is in fact a lecherous self-absorbed ass rather than simply a pompous self-absorbed ass. This seeming tragedy, however, is actually proof that there is indeed a benevolent god. This leads to a lot of gratuitous sex and an apparent tragedy.
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One of her instructors takes an interest in her above and beyond the call of teaching her how to paint like Bob Ross. The premise of this film is based around art geek Lily finding the diary of Ivy from the first Poison Ivy film and deciding that she wants to become like her, because acting like a psychotic slut is the way to get great things in life, such as STD's. The fact that Alyssa Milano was ever given a legitimate acting job again after appearing in this travesty is all the proof you could ever need. As to the film, the church should canonize it because it actually proves that miracles do happen. It was actually inspired by the fact that my co-author called me Lily when he first met me, and the Strange part is obvious. I can assure you that my pen name was NOT inspired by this stinker of a film. Break out the calamine lotion! This film will make you itch-to watch something that doesn't suck.
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